you know you're a new parent when #6.

You become an emotional wreck any time there is a sappy child-parent scene on television, even/especially the over-exaggerated ones.

you know you're a new parent when #5.

You see the Milky Way and think of boobs.

you know you're a new parent when #4.

All conversation with other adults somehow seems to end up at either breastmilk, childbirth, placentas or some combination of the three.

you know you're a new parent when #3.

You hear a song with bagpipes in it and look around frantically thinking it's your crying baby.

you know you're a new parent when #2.

You find yourself texting your friends at 2am and it's not because you're drunk.